Friday, November 13, 2026

It's Friday the Thirteenth — Iconoclast Class

It is 'Friday the Thirteenth', and it teases me. I've long —  since Grade 10, actually — looked at this day and date as bringing good luck: ever since I aced that Friday Quiz in 'Geography' class that I did not study for. Thank you, Mr Brady!

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Not to be confused with Friday the 13th, that fine motion picture from 1980.



Wednesday, November 11, 2026

Remembrance Day 2026: Last Post

A few years ago I watched a fine feature-length documentary on WWII. Produced by the National Geographic Channel, "Inside WWII" overviews, in the hyper-speed mode so typical of info-dump docs made these days, the 20th century's largest conflict.

Some of the interview subjects explain why they joined the war. I remember a certain day in the summer of 1984. As we sat in the front yard I decided to start asking my father more-probing questions regarding his war story. What at first seemed to me to be a futile exercise after his first answer was "I don't remember much, Simon, that was years ago" became hopeful after I pushed further. Responses containing details I had never known before only encouraged me. Eventually I got around to asking the most obvious question: What made him decide to enlist?

"I was pissed off. I was doing poorly in school and my mind was on the war overseas."

His rationale for joining the bomber force as a gunner was one of expedience:

"You got overseas quickly that way . . . It was an eight-week air gunners' course in Montreal."

He knew that flying as "aircrew" in Bomber Command was dangerous work. Many young men, men too young, got "The Chop".

As was the norm at the time in this neck of the woods my dad was sent to the CNE (Canadian National Exhibition) grounds for dispersal. From that famous Canadian site began the process of getting "shipped overseas", but as this was wartime it wasn't quite that easy. German U-boats prowled the North Atlantic in search of prey, and a steamer loaded with fresh faces off to war was a prime and highly-prized target.

I'd be nervous having to cross a canal to pick up a loaf of bread.

As readers here have already surmised, my father survived the war, including a raid on the SS barracks at Obersalzberg during the last few days of the war in the European theatre. He was demobbed shortly after two flights to Rotterdam as part of "Operation Manna", a humanitarian effort which involved food drops to starving Dutch civilians.

After enjoying a few years of civilian life after the war, he reenlisted with the RCAF and enjoyed a long career with Canada's finest service.

I left the best for last; the big "and" part of my dad's explanation for wanting to see action overseas:

"... And I wanted to get the Germans."

(A childhood friend did not come home; he died when his bomber was shot down over France. Kinda sobering, ain't it?)

Passions of the time, those were.

My father loved Germany and the Germans. We moved to West Germany in October of 1966, just twenty-one years after he flew in a Lancaster bomber doing a job he felt he must do.


Royal Air Force No. 626 Squadron ― May 1945

A Story About Poppies and Remembrance Day

With Remembrance Day upon us, I'm reminded of a story of my own regarding that special day; and its special and important symbol: the poppy.

In early November in the late 1980s (I'm thinking 1989), I hopped onto a TTC (Toronto Transit Commission) subway train car. With the seats being all but fully occupied I took the famous door position as the doors closed behind me. Sitting on the other side of the car, with his poppy box resting on his lap, and looking sharp in his uniform, was a veteran.

Immediately I remembered that a few minutes earlier I had shoved a two dollar bill (remember those?) into my shirt pocket. I approached the vet as I drew out the money. He got up from his seat and carefully pinned the poppy to my coat's lapel. I thanked him and went back to my first position. Then, all of a sudden, and in the style of an over-directed film, several other riders popped open their purses and pulled out their wallets.


A Troubling Paucity of Poppies



I popped out this morning to grab some groceries. My Canon was at the ready. One lady walking her dog was wearing one. I crossed Bloor Street and turned onto the south side, with an older gent doing the same. I broached the subject of poppy-wearing on Remembrance Day....

"Sir. Congratulations. You're one of the very few people wearing a poppy."

"I've seen a few people wearing them . . . My father fought in the war."

"Mine did too. He flew on Lancs. He was just a teenager."

"Really."

Time keeps passing. We keep forgetting.

I could easily go into an essay here, long or short, about how the lack of poppy-wearing is an indicator of how seriously people respect the men and women who have fought, and continue to stand, for this great nation called Canada.

Hey!

Don't miss that text message!

That TicTok video cannot be missed!

Put that goddamn fucking phone down and pay attention!


Tuesday, November 10, 2026

The Edmund Fitzgerald Sank 51 Years Ago Tonight

I started high school in September of 1975. My strongest memory of those earliest months of, what would turn out to be, my laboured secondary school education, was not of something scholastic, but learning of a grand ship's sinking with all hands.

Even at that young age I had long been into shipping. Hearing the news of one of the Great Lakes' finest ore freighters succumbing to a sudden and horrible storm saddened me but also fascinated me. Youth protects one somewhat from the realities of tragedy. Some of the Edmund Fitzgerald's sailors were not a lot older than I was at the time: a few were in their early twenties, a couple were barely out of high school.

During much of the 1970s, my family and I were living at Canadian Forces Base Borden, here in Ontario. Like many folk who live in that region, the Great Lakes will draw one to Wasaga Beach, a small town which sits on the "world's longest freshwater beach", which itself cups the lower end of Georgian Bay, and therefore Lake Huron. I knew what a huge lake looked like, even if it wasn't Lake Superior, the tumultuous body of water where the Edmund Fitzgerald and her twenty-nine souls met their end. How it all happened exactly is still open to much conjecture and speculation. My own feeling is that she "bottomed out". However, perhaps some secrets are best kept to the lake.

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Dr. Joseph MacInnis' book Fitzgerald's Storm - The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald is excellent. "Doctor Joe" was a client of a video company I worked at here in Toronto. My own copy is autographed by the author, no surprise. By the way, the last chapter of the book covers the creation and resulting fame of Gordon Lightfoot's classic song, "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald". The songwriter was living in Toronto's "Yorkville" neighbourhood at the time.


Saturday, November 7, 2026

More Graveyard Shift — Film Design

















This week I posted a two pieces (Picturing: A Young Designer Checks His Set Plans and Pics: Set Build for a Toronto-Produced Horror Film) regarding work I did on the 1987 Canadian horror film Graveyard Shift. It was a fun and satisfying time for me. While I wasn't exactly front-lawn green, I had attended art school and rolled in film and design for years, and was currently in my second year of film school, working on Graveyard Shift was an enriching experience.

I should mention that the graveyard set was built for a music video... a music video within a film.

Friday, November 6, 2026

Pics: Set Build for a Toronto-Produced Horror Film

On Tuesday I posted a piece on a set design job I had very early in my career... so early that I had only just started my second year of film school. Actually, I had been hired during the summer break. It all happened so fast, which is not exactly atypical in film production, certainly not low budget feature film production. "Toronto" was just beginning to hum at that time — mid 1980s. It would soon explode with feature film and television production.

Here below are a few photographs taken in October of 1985 during the mausoleum construction phase, and its setting up in the film studio. The set build happened at the old and long-abandoned Massey Fergusson plant on King Street. The studio itself, located on lower George Street, was small, with a too-low ceiling ("That is not sixteen feet!"), but somehow we made it all work. As is typical of the form, we had no choice. I must give well-deserved kudos to that great crew, many of whom worked on Graveyard Shift for little or no money. But it was valuable and great experience — and a great experience for all involved.



Set builder Dave Fiacconi takes a break for the camera.




I check to see if Dave is level headed.




I hang on for dear life while the crew works to prep the set in the studio.




Chris Leger paints after building some pyro charges into a tombstone.




Rae Crombie paints some details into the mausoleum set.




The set build crew works their magic. (The shoot starts in hours.)


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"Yes, Mister Saunders, a long time ago!"

Tuesday, November 3, 2026

Picturing: A Young Designer Checks His Set Plans



... Me in October of 1985 working on a set build in the Graveyard Shift workshop, which was located in the old Massey Ferguson plant on King Street here in Toronto. It's really a matter of holding the architectural ruler against the blueprint to make sure the calculations are right.

That gig was a lot of fun. And I learned a lot. It's true: You make it work. There's never enough time and money, but somehow it all comes together.

Terrific shop crew: Dave Fiacconi, Chris Leger, and Mark Lang.


Graveyard Shift (1987, released in the US as Central Park Drifter)
Writer and Director: Jerry Ciccoritti
Producers: Robert Bergman, Michael Bockner, Jerry Ciccoritti
Director of Photography: Robert Bergman
Starring: Silvio Oliviero (Michael A. Miranda) and Helen Papas


Postscript: The wrap party was a lot of fun. Executive producer Lester Berman approached and gave me a firm handshake. Actor Peter Weller was there. I can still picture him sitting on a windowsill, arms and legs crossed, chillin'. I never approached him to strike up a conversation ― unlike what I did years later with Art Hindle after a special screening of David Cronenberg's The Brood at Toronto's Bloor Cinema: "I still think your best movie is Face-Off." He really laughed, and said, "Thanks", then laughed again, and added, "Thanks a lot". (I have no shame.)

Post Post Happy Halloween Humour Post

On Sunday I wrote about my sense of humour and how it was more than probably passed down, in whole or in part, to me by my father. As that post spoke of a potential haunting, I kept it in line somewhat with a Halloween theme.

Well, folks, the curtain of long-term deception is finally being lifted! My dad did make that rather 'unsupportive' comment about me, to me, but I must mention one of his other most memorable barbs thrown my way during my youth, one perhaps even more on point....

Dad: Simon.
Me: Yeah.
Dad: Is that 'ring around the collar' you have there, or are you just down a quart?


Thanks, dad. And thanks, dad!

I am what I am....



Sunday, November 1, 2026

Picturing: Toronto Blue Sky and Golden Leaves Today



I read that Toronto temps hit 16 Celsius (61 Fahrenheit) today.

Post Happy Halloween Humour Post

Many times over the years I've been told that I'm very funny... not in an odd way, although I would have no problem promoting that idea, but in making people laugh.

"Man, you should be doing comedy."
"You're on the wrong end of a camera." (When I worked in the film/tv business.)
"You should have your own show."
"Absolutely effortless."

I'll summarize with this cute little exchange between two Film Effects workers:

Mark: You're hilarious! You know that Yuk Yuk's has an 'Amateur Night'.
Me: (In my best Jonathan Harris as Dr Zachary Smith) Amateur Night? Indeed!

(Mark laughed.)


We are influenced to some degree by our parents. While my mum was hardly humourless, my dad at times had a twisted sense of humour.

Dad: Simon.
Me: Yeah.
Dad: You should rent yourself out to haunt homes.


Should one's parents be saying something like that to their kid?

The answer is: "Yes! They should!"

Thanks, dad. I am forever grateful.


Shari-Lee: You're so warped!

I was glowing. And I still am....



Saturday, October 31, 2026

Beware of the 'Trick or Treat' Monster!


Happy Halloween!

He/She/It loves candy.

The How to Enjoy Experimental Film Podcast Soon



While working here at home this week I put the How to Enjoy Experimental Film podcast on continuous play, starting with the first episode, and eventually going through a couple dozen more. Daniel Adams, an Englishman, produces and hosts that most excellent show. In university he studied music, film, and theatre, giving him the tools to discuss the experimental film form with his many guests. Such accreditation might not be necessary to cover underground, avant-garde, and non-narrative moving-image works, but that loaded combination does put one at an advantage. 

For some time I've been planning to write a piece on How to Enjoy Experimental Film.


Postscript: In preparation for this piece, I checked Daniel Adams' bio on his Facebook page; he attended the University of Reading. I've been to Reading ("Redding")... lovely town.

Friday, October 30, 2026

Notebook Sketches: Website Layout Concepts



Notebooks everywhere, most of which are well scribbled... and sketched, as the above. This particular spiral notebook measures 6" by 9", and it's almost completely full.

A writer writes, constantly. Flipping through and reading one's notebooks is actually a lot of fun. What were we thinking and writing about back then? The above "then" is "June 22, 2000". My word!

The sketches are of website ideas for a 35mm short film I was making at the time. Certain financial considerations left Hyper-Reality unfinished. The good news is, I have some website ideas!

Thursday, October 29, 2026

Graphic Humour/Humor from Bluesky ― Blue Skies



One day, you'll hear
cell phones going off.

Then shouting and cheering.

In the distance, car horns
will begin to honk.

A stranger might buy everyone
a round at the bar where
you're sitting.

And without anyone saying a word,

you'll know:



Me: ... and we Torontonians will definitely, and confidently, scratch "The Toronto Maple Leafs won the Stanley Cup!" off the "Possible Answers" list.

Tuesday, October 27, 2026

Sketch: Seven Seconds in Man



A piece of scrap paper was lying around and the idea of tossing it without rendering something was reprehensible to me. A ballpoint pen made a man in seven seconds.

I needed a little longer to become a man... and I was made with the non-commitment of pencil and graphite, not a man guaranteed by pen and ink. After all, the very thought of an ink eraser....

Monday, October 26, 2026

It's Election Day in this Great City

About an hour ago I cast my vote(s) in the City of Toronto elections, and was impressed with the turnout at my polling station at Alliance Française Toronto. There was a lot of young people voting!

I love this city, and its "Ward 11".



Sunday, October 25, 2026

Video File: Toronto Pig Save Crew (23/07/2015) Clip


This past Thursday I posted two pieces containing clips from a Toronto Pig Save shoot I did eleven years ago. As I noted in the first post, I plan to edit this footage footage into a short video... now that I've unconsciously uncovered the original camera card I was using at that time.

The above is a short trim from that day/evening.

Thursday, October 22, 2026

Video File: Toronto Pig Save Crew (23/07/2015) Part 2

This morning I posted a video clip from a shoot I did eleven years ago. I also posted the piece on Facebook: about an hour ago I was notified that Video File: Toronto Pig Save Crew (23/07/2015) had garnered 200 plays. Even I'm impressed.

The woman featured front and centre here is, as I noted in my previous post: "Anita Krajnc, a legend in 'animal rights' circles."