Tuesday, June 2, 2026

How We Peg Things: A Banana in the Head

Simon's Notes: a Book Report

William Barker Elementary School — CFB Borden — Mid 1970s

During recess one day I was talking with a friend about a book report that we had to produce. During this conversation at the mouth of the school's loading dock, I looked down at the concrete below me. There was a moistly-yellow banana peel laying limp.

When I hear or read "book report" I think of bananas. And banana peels.

Time for a banana!....



Monday, June 1, 2026

Athot for the Day: The Reality of That Type

Pierre Poilievre and his people lack perspicacity.



Thursday, May 28, 2026

Snip: Traffic from These Countries Now



Further to my post from minutes ago, the above graphic illustrates what countries the clicks to this site have come from in the last two hours. I've long loved statistics. The list notes the top 11. Let's not overstate it by listing 20.

Brazil 652
Iraq 396
Bangladesh 243
India 174
Argentina 162
Pakistan 140
United States 113
Chile 110
Türkiye 110
Indonesia 103
Canada 96
France 96
Spain 94
Mexico 91
Philipines 85
Saudi Arabia 85
Uzbekistan 83
Kenya 80
Malaysia 79
Other 1.98k


Back to my alternate reality....

Snip: Page Views of 4,003,636



Have no fear, dear readers, regular and drop-ins, my ego is fully in check, even if not exactly in cheque. I awoke this morning to a bit of data convincing me I am right to keep feeding this machine of bits, pieces, and images. My somewhat neglected cat agrees, I think....


Postscript: Since snipping that title card above minutes ago, the counter has gone to "4005305". Next piece....

Tuesday, May 26, 2026

Picturing: Great Lakes Freighter Saguenay Stern



As I posted on Sunday, I have been starting to scan 35mm slides. The results are impressive, certainly for a consumer machine, the HP FilmScan 5" Touch Screen Film Scanner. As before, I've not yet run these through Lightroom, but the basic image files can stand on their own.

Monday, May 25, 2026

Picturing: Model Lisa at a Self-Storage Locker



In late 2024 I was hired to shoot still photos for a self-storage company here in Toronto. Model Lisa was great to work with, which helped make the shoot fun and efficient. Since then I've posted two pictures from that day, and had decided that was enough. After editing the above photo, however, I figured two was not enough since I was happy with the result here. Three makes perfect.

To Supersede the Constitution of the United States

Ten years ago I read How Democratic Is the American Constitution?, a most enlightening book by scholar Robert A. Dahl. Here is a sampling from its Introduction:

"And if our constitution is as good as most Americans think it is, why haven't other democratic countries copied it? As we'll see . . . every other advanced democratic country has adopted a constitutional system very different from ours. Why?"

That's one heck of a hook. And it was.

Now we're seeing that there may be an answer to Mr Dahl's question: it too easily can be bypassed, or outright ignored, by unpatriotic 'Americans'. Is it possible that The Constitution of the United States is, through no fault of its own, not worth the paper it's written on?

I recommend, highly, that citizens of the United States of America read How Democratic Is the American Constitution?, or any such book. Now's the time.

Further suggested reading: The Constitution of the United States


Sunday, May 24, 2026

Picturing: Great Lakes Freighter Saguenay (Toronto)



My first scan from a slide using the HP FilmScan 5" Touch Screen Film Scanner. I'm pretty happy with the results. The colour is nicely saturated, as is the amount of density and fine image detail. For a consumer machine, that's all most users would need or want. I did very little image manipulation; it's pretty as-is. Next, Lightroom.


Postscript: with 'reversal' film, which is what slide film is, image results tend to be best when the camera's exposure setting is at about one-third of a stop under so-called 'normal'.

Picturing: Beauty and the Creep, Toronto Style....


... from the north-west corner of Bloor Street West and Huron Street, Toronto, condo encroachment.

Friday, May 22, 2026

Picturing: Through an Archway at Oxford University



No, I didn't attend Oxford University, but I could have — if I had done a little better in school.

Wednesday, May 20, 2026

Film Design: An Irwin Allen Panel Comes to Life



If you are familiar with the old Irwin Allen television shows Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea (1964 - 1968), Lost in Space (1965 - 1968), or The Time Tunnel (1966 - 1967), you probably remember what I refer to as "The Irwin Allen Panel". There were lots of them. In the early 1960s the 20th Century Fox studios prop department bought surplus U.S. Air Force equipment and made some modifications, including taking the indicator lights and hooking them up to a series of chaser-boxes, thereby producing sequenced blinking lights.

The equipment was already "old" but that did not stop producer Irwin Allen from utilizing them for his futuristic television programs. (It makes sense: 1960s aliens in silver face paint no doubt would operate 1950s Earth equipment.)

By the way, the panels have appeared in many television series, including Lost (2004 - 2010). My guess is they are still available for rent.

When designing my (as of yet unfinished) short film Hyper-Reality, I used the panels in question as a guide. The story requires a retro look. I had a lot of fun conjuring up this piece of fanciful equipment, but credit must go to Dennis Pike for the hours of construction, and wiring the many light bulbs ― "blinky lights" necessary to sell this machine as coming from a 1960s Irwin Allen lowbrow television program. (The panels also made an appearance in the producer's 1974 blockbuster feature film, The Towering Inferno.)

The photo affixed above features a crew member operating a piece of projection equipment. He rotates a tinfoil-covered roller, which in turn reflects light onto the back of a translucent sheet.

I had a great crew.

Picturing: A Lemon-Yellow Sports Car Parked on Bloor



As I ran a few errands this morning on Bloor Street, here in the great city of Toronto, I was armed with my usual: a Canon camera. A sporty-looking car was parked on the south side just west of Spadina Rd/Ave. She was a pretty little thing, bathed in sunlight broken by a tree.

When I prepped this picture minutes ago, a page came up identifying the car. I was taken aback since I hadn't even requested an image search of any kind. Okay... it's a Triumph Spitfire. That detail I had not known. Thank you! (Scary stuff.)

Tuesday, May 19, 2026

Video Clip: Last Night's Special NHL Overtime Goal



I haven't followed the NHL (National Hockey League) in years, but minutes ago I found out that the Montreal Canadiens defeated the Buffalo Sabres in overtime last night... it was Game 7, the series-deciding match.

My beloved Habs will move on to play the Carolina Hurricanes in Round Two, the "Eastern Conference Final".

Any wagers?....


Postscript: My claim of no longer following the league is authentic, but I was aware that Montreal was playing Buffalo. By the way, that goal was a "clink goal" — which is the best kind if your favourite team is the clinker'er, certainly when employing a series-deciding clink.

Monday, May 18, 2026

Athot for the Day: Perspective on Cinema

People who say that Plan 9 from Outer Space (1957) is the worst movie ever made, clearly have never seen Endless Love (1981).



Sunday, May 17, 2026

Reading: Diary of a Low-Born Cleric (Michael Coren)



... I'm just a few days into "2024", but Diary of a Low-Born Cleric (2026) is already shaping up to be yet another enjoyable and enlightening read from Michael Coren.

I've read two previous books from the author and cleric: The Rebel Christ (2021) and Heaping Coals - from Media Firebrand to Anglican Priest (2024).

Picturing: Toronto Fire Truck Speeding Up Spadina Rd


My shutter speed was set high, hence the freeze. (The vehicle was starting to slow down.)

Picturing: From Inside Paupers Pub, Toronto


Food's coming!....

Picturing: About to Enter Paupers Pub This Morning



Paupers Pub, Toronto, 11:15am today. We're on our way in....

The breaky was great! (As was the beer.)

Friday, May 15, 2026

Photo: HP FilmScan 5" Touch Screen Film Scanner



Uncovering loads of archival film negatives, and positives (slides), recently, convinced me that I needed an additional tool to digitize photographs. Several times here on this website I've stated that I should scan a given picture from the neg so I can present a better image. Even Lightroom can only do so much with a proof (printed photograph).

First: the manual.

Then: scanning and posting.

Further: a consumer report. (I'm a former film/video imaging guy, so I will have something to say.)

Wednesday, May 13, 2026