Tim Hortons coffee. I don't get it; its popularity: "I have to have my Timmy's coffee."
I find that special blend not only to be bland but inconsistently bland. I want my bland, if I want it at all, to be regular in its presentation.
I worked for years as a television 'tech'. Our analogue broadcast standard here in Canada is "NTSC", which stands for "National Television System Committee". People in the 'biz' insisted that NTSC means "Never Twice the Same Colour", due to certain technical issues with that television system.
In regards to Tim Hortons' stellar coffee standard, I am now appropriating the NTSC acronym for this:
"Never Twice the Same Coffee"
As I write this I'm sitting in my local Second Cup store, enjoying an Irish Cream coffee -- now this is real coffee!
There's a Tim Hortons store right across the street; I can see it from my window seat. Nice view.
Sunday, November 15, 2015
Sunday, October 18, 2015
Stephen Harper's Blueprint for Success
Here in Canada we are having a Federal Election tomorrow (Monday, October 19th). My politics are laid out in the attached graphic: My personal choice for Prime Minister is not....
Sunday, September 20, 2015
Notes from a Dependent Brat: CF-104 "Starfighter"
Writing my recent piece (here) on the RCAF (Royal Canadian Air Force) Canadair CC-106 "Yukon" transport aircraft stirred up more memories regarding my "brat" past: Memories about RCAF Station/CFB Baden-Soellingen (4 Wing).
Back in those days, the mid-late 1960s and early 1970s, the RCAF's main front-line jet fighter/interceptor was the CF-104 "Starfighter". Built under license (from Lockheed) by Canadair at its Cartierville Airport plant in the Montreal suburb of Saint-Laurent, the "one-o-four" went on to enjoy a long life with Canada's Finest Service; eventually being replaced by the CF-18.
With such a high-performance aircraft, especially one originally designed for high-altitude interception but re-geared for a low-level strike and reconnaissance role, there were bound to be more than a few accidents. During the years I lived in Iffezheim, West Germany, 'we' lost several 104s from 4 Wing. The most memorable incident happened in July of 1969 when two collided over the countryside. I remember vividly my father darting off for two weeks as part of the recovery/investigation team and, upon his returning, with redundant bags of sugar and other such foodstuffs, him recounting the commotion at the crash scene when they arrived: "It (a farmer's field) was crawling with Polizei". Apparently the two jets "locked wings" which sealed their fate; one pilot managed to eject while the other went down with his machine -- some of what my dad described about the impact site was pretty gruesome.
There was another: Soon after I got to school one morning my teacher told the class that a Starfighter had crashed not long after we had been bused in. (My family and I lived off-base, and not in the local "PMQs" [Private Married Quarters]. I have long been thankful that my parents wanted to live with the Germans, and not in a semi-sheltered environment called "Kleinkanada". There were lots of Canadian kids in my neighbourhood -- offspring of other smart parents.) If I remember correctly, that pilot managed to eject safely from his aircraft, despite the fact that he was in "take-off" mode.
Perhaps my fondest memory regarding the CF-104 Starfighter is of the machine's sound; that sound. One would hear the roar of jets in formation, and look up to see whether they were Canadian or German -- the Luftwaffe, too, operated the Starfighter. One beautifully sunny day my Grade 2 school teacher walked us out to the airfield; why exactly I did not know -- I'm sure Mrs. Gunnery said something, but I could not have been paying attention (surprise?). Upon taking position at our stations my school mates and I looked off over the flatness of the strip to the horizon. Suddenly there were several descending trails of black smoke which, of course, I was familiar with; moments later I noticed a series of landing lights seemingly suspended over the field. Suffice to say the 104s were flying very low, just over the deck, as they raced past us: What a noise! I love jets, and the racket they make, but really!
Ah, yes. The blessedly interesting life of a brat....
Stay tuned, Brat Fans, for my next blog posting. Same Brat Time; same Brat Channel!
Back in those days, the mid-late 1960s and early 1970s, the RCAF's main front-line jet fighter/interceptor was the CF-104 "Starfighter". Built under license (from Lockheed) by Canadair at its Cartierville Airport plant in the Montreal suburb of Saint-Laurent, the "one-o-four" went on to enjoy a long life with Canada's Finest Service; eventually being replaced by the CF-18.
With such a high-performance aircraft, especially one originally designed for high-altitude interception but re-geared for a low-level strike and reconnaissance role, there were bound to be more than a few accidents. During the years I lived in Iffezheim, West Germany, 'we' lost several 104s from 4 Wing. The most memorable incident happened in July of 1969 when two collided over the countryside. I remember vividly my father darting off for two weeks as part of the recovery/investigation team and, upon his returning, with redundant bags of sugar and other such foodstuffs, him recounting the commotion at the crash scene when they arrived: "It (a farmer's field) was crawling with Polizei". Apparently the two jets "locked wings" which sealed their fate; one pilot managed to eject while the other went down with his machine -- some of what my dad described about the impact site was pretty gruesome.
There was another: Soon after I got to school one morning my teacher told the class that a Starfighter had crashed not long after we had been bused in. (My family and I lived off-base, and not in the local "PMQs" [Private Married Quarters]. I have long been thankful that my parents wanted to live with the Germans, and not in a semi-sheltered environment called "Kleinkanada". There were lots of Canadian kids in my neighbourhood -- offspring of other smart parents.) If I remember correctly, that pilot managed to eject safely from his aircraft, despite the fact that he was in "take-off" mode.
Perhaps my fondest memory regarding the CF-104 Starfighter is of the machine's sound; that sound. One would hear the roar of jets in formation, and look up to see whether they were Canadian or German -- the Luftwaffe, too, operated the Starfighter. One beautifully sunny day my Grade 2 school teacher walked us out to the airfield; why exactly I did not know -- I'm sure Mrs. Gunnery said something, but I could not have been paying attention (surprise?). Upon taking position at our stations my school mates and I looked off over the flatness of the strip to the horizon. Suddenly there were several descending trails of black smoke which, of course, I was familiar with; moments later I noticed a series of landing lights seemingly suspended over the field. Suffice to say the 104s were flying very low, just over the deck, as they raced past us: What a noise! I love jets, and the racket they make, but really!
Ah, yes. The blessedly interesting life of a brat....
Stay tuned, Brat Fans, for my next blog posting. Same Brat Time; same Brat Channel!
Saturday, September 12, 2015
I, Young Canadian Non Voter? Not I
Last night I saw a story on the CBC National News regarding the problem of getting young people of voting-age engaged in electoral issues. For example: There's an upcoming Federal election here in Canada.
I don't understand why a newly-minted-eighteen-year-old has no interest in casting his or her ballot. "All politicians are crooks" or "It won't make a difference, anyway" are old and too easily dispensed. ("Somebody replied to my comment on Facebook!") Not long after I turned eighteen there was a nice, important election to test my newly-acquired super powers. And I was all too willing to give it a go. I voted for my local Liberal Party of Canada candidate, Ray Ramsay, father of Mike, a school chum of mine, but at the time it was seemingly all for nothing once the final results tallied up. Of course it wasn't all for nothing, and I never thought so then. As I've been prone to say on occasion, "they all add up"; meaning that one vote gets stacked on top of another. The candidate with the highest pile, if you'll pardon the expression, wins.
Progressive Conservative Party of Canada leader Joe Clark won, albeit with a "minority" government, the Federal election that spring of 1979. His reign as Canada's Prime Minister was short lived -- something about a non-confidence motion -- but Mr. Clark's ultimate positioning was engineered by people who got off their opinionated and whiny arses and voted. ("Bloody transit!") For some odd reason there's a polling station conveniently placed near you. We'll run for heart-stopping junk food anytime, and all the time, but we won't walk just once in a while to check off some boxes on a piece of paper. ("Where's the TV remote?! My show's starting!")
The joke here in regards to the paucity of the "young vote" today, of course, is that these chicks have a longer path to travel than do their parents or grandparents. A young man or woman protesting by not voting is nothing but upside-down logic. Forget "protest": Going through life, certainly in this blessed country of ours, in a daze and with almost total political disconnection, is unconscionable given the general state of affairs in the world today. I just look at what's happening with the current "refugee crisis" to appreciate this stable platform called Canada; for some bizarre and unexplainable reason I suddenly become, and stay, inspired and appreciative.
("I'm Dick Smyth.")
Interview with RCAF "Yukon" pilot Larry Byrne
Canadair CC-106 "Yukon" transport aircraft of the RCAF. |
As I've mentioned on this blog before, my father was a career serviceman in the RCAF (Royal Canadian Air Force) and, from 1968, after "Unification" had taken place, the Canadian Armed Forces. As a "dependent", or "brat", I was whisked about when I was growing up: RCAF Station St. Hubert, Quebec; RCAF Station Greenwood, Nova Scotia; RCAF Station (called "Canadian Forces Base", after 1968) Baden-Soellingen, West Germany; and finally, CFB Borden, Ontario.
In the summer of 1966, which I remember very well, too well, my next door neighbour, and best friend, told me with great enthusiasm, "we're going to Winnipeg!". He was bloody excited! I remember feeling a little down, partially because I'd be losing a good friend. I needn't have worried; days or weeks later my dad came home from work with the news that we were going to West Germany. That was exciting news for me. Bloody exciting! Not long after that, in October, I boarded a "Yukon" (or "Yuke") at RCAF Station Trenton for what would be a thirteen hour flight to RCAF Station Lahr, West Germany -- which is where 437 Transport Squadron flew to in order to deliver service people and their families.
(I should note that not all former 'brats' have fond memories of being the offspring of a military father -- and/or mother -- who was frequently "posted" to another location. In my time this would happen every four years or so. It has been said that it's stressful to move around constantly in your childhood, but I never had a problem with that; it was an exciting time. After all, being a 'brat' was the only life I knew. Also, you tended to follow each other around. One guy I remember, Mike White, I knew in West Germany and was eventually re-teamed with him back in Ontario.)
Let's time travel forward to the summer of 2005: While enjoying a beer on a patio here in Toronto I was sideswiped by a flood of memories, helped no doubt by the alcohol, of the Canadair CC-106 "Yukon". To make a long story short here I ended up researching and writing a piece on the "Yuke" and its crews. (I will post something in the near future on the issue.)
One person I interviewed, in this case via telephone, was former "Yukon" pilot Larry Byrne. He was very pleasant and generous in recounting his memories of his time flying with the RCAF, and with American Airlines.
Here is Part One. I will follow up soon with the remainder of the interview:
Simon St. Laurent: When did you join the (RCAF) and when did you start flying Yukons in particular?
Larry Byrne: I
joined the service in the summer of '52 and I commenced flying Yukons
on January the 4th,
of ’62. It was ten years later.
SS: Were
you a captain?
LB:
Well, everyone starts out as a first officer… so when I started
flying the Yukon, of course, I went to the OTU (Operational Training Unit). As I remember, I think
we were Course 1 on the Yukon. There were other people who had gone
to the company and got, had their training and those were the guys who
instructed us. You used to go through the OTU and then you’d fly
as a first officer until your turn comes up for captain. And then
you’d go back to the school again and go through with the tests,
etc., and a check ride… and you’re flying as captain.
SS: Did
you like flying the aircraft? Was it a pleasure to fly or was it a
handful?
LB:
Oh no, I enjoyed the airplane very much. It was a unique airplane
at the time and I certainly enjoyed it. I can’t speak for other
people but I liked the airplane a lot.
SS:
Based on the Bristol Britannia, of course… new engines…
LB:
We used to start out… it was interesting because, when we fly across
the Atlantic at that time, about the only aircraft flying across the
Atlantic were mostly pistons… and they were at lower altitude. We’d start out of Trenton at about 17 to 18 thousand feet, something
like that, and then we could get a cruise climb that... there was so little
traffic we could actually get… you couldn’t do it today. But we
used to get a cruise climb and we’d wind up over Europe at, you know,
31/32 thousand feet.
SS: The
Britannia was a revolutionary aircraft in that way having turbines
but it was just a little late as they say because the jets were right
around the corner.
LB:
That’s right, the same thing, of course, applied to the Yukon. The jets were coming and then… but at the time it was a very unique
airplane.
SS: How
did you feel about Canada adopting the Yukon and not going with the
(Boeing) 707, which was actually the transport version, was actually coming out
on the market or had been. Did you feel that was a good decision or
you don’t really care? You just...
LB:
Ah, frankly, no, I don’t care. I mean I flew the 707 when I got
with American Airlines… fine airplane… several different models
of it and, like I said, it was a fine airplane but at the time I
never thought about Canada even considering buying the jet instead of
the Yukon. After all, the Yukon was Canadian built too, you know…
SS:
Yeah, it was built apparently, as I found out, because it was a bit of
a work program because there was lack of work (at Canadair), and the government
thought, 'okay, well we’ll just make an aircraft'. So that’s how the
Yukon came to be and, of course, the commercial version; the CL-44. Of course, that’s not a concern of yours…
LB:
Like I said, from my viewpoint that would have something to do with
whether what airplane we should buy. If you got an airplane that'll
do the job and it's built in Canada then I would say that’s the one
were gonna buy.
SS: One
concern that I know that David Adamson had... he was responsible
because he was the squadron commander, wasn’t he? He was concerned
about just the compatibility, because he said the problem with the
Yukon, for instance, if it flew to some weird destination (and there was a need for a new or replacement part) there was
not a commonality in parts…
LB:
No, that is true. You were kinda stuck in a way because there just
weren’t any around. I had an incident in Cyprus one time when we
blew a couple of tires, and we wound up… they flew us in from an
airbase on the south end, side of the island. They actually flew us
in a couple of Britannia tires, which were too light for our airplane,
but we put ’em on and they said that they would be good for a
couple of landings. And all we had to do is get back to (RCAF Station) Marville (France), where we had tires of our own. As an
instance, you know it was a problem if you got stuck some place in the
boonies... you were stuck.
SS:
Exactly, where obviously with the jets there was a little more
commonality because more and more…
LB:
You see there weren’t a lot of jets flying around at
that time… I mean… the airplane was a little ahead of that… at
least if my memory serves me right, the jets didn’t come along till after… or later. Let me put it another way… later on.
SS:
We’ll talk in more positive terms, one thing I understand is pilots
I’ve talked to are just amazed at the almost squeaky clean record
the machine had for just serviceability and everything and, of course,
no lives being lost and…
LB:
No, and it was amazingly reliable. If I had anything that I didn’t
like about the airplane was the fact that we had a heater in the tail
and there was something that bothered me all the time about lighting
a fire back in your tail (laughs)…
SS: Was
it an APU (Auxiliary Power Unit) or something?
LB:
No it was a heater for deicing the empennage (tail) at the back…
and like I said it always made me kinda nervous (laughs)…
SS: But
so you’re the same you never had any scares at 20/30 thousand feet
or anything?
LB:
No… no, I had nothing. I’ll tell you, Simon, I’ve been
blessed in all my flying… all my 40 odd years I never had anything…
really… serious.
SS:
That’s great to hear.
LB:
Some of my friends, my best friends and they’re very, very good
pilots… geez every time they turn around it seemed to me they were
losing an engine (laughs)… or something was going wrong (laughs),
but I was just very well, I was just absolutely blessed.
SS: So
let me understand, Larry, when you left the RCAF, and as you said in
an e-mail, they were polishing a desk for you…
LB:
Yeah, that’s what was gonna happen…
SS: At
what phase was that where you… you were finished your tour with
Yukons, or…
LB:
Well I had already finished my tour on the squadron, I
was then transferred to the OTU and I was instructing on the Yukon…
and I guess I could look and get you the exact dates if that’s
necessary but I… as I remember I spent around a year, maybe a year
and a half, at the OTU and then my transfer was coming through. They
told me that I was going to Ottawa to 'Personnel'… and I just didn’t
want to do it.
SS: You
know if I flew myself, no way…
LB:
Well, you know, if I thought that I was going to become a general or
a staff officer or something… of some importance it would have been
different, but I was a flight lieutenant and I was obviously, to my
mind, was not going anywhere. And so some personal things entered
into it and I... I decided
I was going to kick over the traces as it were and I applied to
several of the airlines and American called me and said 'come on down'…
and it was a good move for me.
SS: Now, of course, if you had have stayed with the (RCAF) at
that point… the conversion over to 707s… that actually hadn’t
happened with you. So when you went to American Airlines, they trained
you on 707s?
LB:
Oh, yeah. Well I started out on the Electra…
SS: The
Lockheed Electra?
LB:
Yeah, everybody starts at the bottom… and so you go in and I
went to school and I became an engineer on the Electra. And I flew
that for six or eight months and then I went to first officer school
on the BAC111, and flew the BAC, and then I flew the 727, and then I
flew the 707, and I flew the 747, and the DC-10…
SS: What did you think about the
DC-10?
LB:
Oh I loved the DC-10, it was a nice airplane.
SS: I’m
old enough to remember the big accidents there.
LB:
Oh yeah… well you know, in fact the aircraft... the first officer
on that trip in Chicago when the engine came off… he was a
classmate of mine. So and when I finished the DC-10 I flew a long
time as a first officer. At the airlines you move with a very
strict seniority system, and when I finished the DC-10 I went to
captains' school on the 727. And then I flew out of the left seat
in the 727, and then the 767, and then I wound up on the (Airbus)
A300 – 600 model, the two man airplane… and that’s what I
retired on.
SS: So
when did you retire, Larry?
LB:
Let’s see, in ah, July. I left a little bit early because the
stock market was up, so July ’92... thirteen years. With the
airlines, of course, you might well know that when you’re sixty
they throw you out and that’s it. But I didn’t have to go
until October, till my birthday, but , you know, circumstances in the
stock market, and my retirement was based on some of it... was based on
the stock market. So I decided to jump out ahead of time, and you’d
take a small penalty but that’s all. And that’s when I left.
And then I bought myself a Cessna 310 and I flew it for four or five
years and I finally sold it a few years ago.
SS: So,
do you fly recreationally at all?
LB:
Yeah, that’s my… my wife and I flew the 310 back and forth across
the country (the USA) a couple of times, if guess. It was kinda fun flying
around.
Wednesday, August 19, 2015
My First "Toronto Chicken Save" Vigil
"You should come out to a vigil."
Back on July 23rd, I attended my first Toronto Chicken Save vigil. A friend of mine is a dedicated member of the city's three Saves (Pig, Cow, and Chicken) and for close to eighteen months I said that I should make an appearance at a respective event. The reason for my non appearance, I would claim, is because I'm not a Vegan nor a Vegetarian. Call it insecurity; call it a case of me wanting to walk-the-walk. I eat little red meat, and absolutely no chicken (thank you!, Maple Lodge Farms), but even so, the idea of attending a vigil seems inauthentic to me.
Well, weeks ago I broke my self-imposed spell; I took my video and still cameras and captured some action at the front gates of Maple Leaf Foods. (Soon I will upload an edit of some moving footage.)
The thing that struck me most about the affair -- I've seen "Save" bits on Youtube -- is how committed and passionate these people are. They are really into the cause. Lovely people. There is a fire and feistiness which has to be commended -- man's seeming disregard for non humans is nothing to be commended. No....It's not just a cat; it's a living thing. Same goes for a pig, a cow, and a chicken. They have every right to be here as much as we hu-mans. (Can your hearts stand the shocking facts?!)
What really bothers me is the brutal, oversized slaughtering of animals to fill our fat, and ever distending, bellies. In this version of the industrialized mass killing process, the only thing missing is Zyklon B.
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