Saturday, February 13, 2021

"It's Cold Outside, Really Cold" (Repeat: 13-02-16)

The newsreader on 680 News (CFTR, Toronto) just wrote my headline for me. Yes, it is cold out there, indeed. The base temperature -- sans "wind chill" -- right now is minus 23 degrees Celsius. That is cold, all right.

When I was a young one, and would complain about how cold it was outside, my father would say: "You think that's cold... you haven't been to Alert."

The "Alert" he was referring to was the Alert Wireless Station (known as Canadian Forces Station Alert, after unification in 1968). Built in 1957 as part of the Distant Early Warning Line, the so-called "Dew line', the facility is located in Alert, Nunavut – way, way up at the top end of Ellesmere Island.

Back in the late 1950s, servicemen would have been transported to and from the base on a Canadair North Star. When aircraft park up there, shrouds are thrown over the engines and heaters supply warm air through ducts to the four idle blocks of metal -- otherwise, your ride home isn't going to happen.

I have not been to Alert but my feeling is Toronto, this day, is a reasonable approximation.



Post Script: Alert popped into the news back in November of 1991 after a CC-130E "Hercules" crashed while on approach to the base's landing strip. A year later film cameras started rolling on Ordeal in the Arctic, a made-for-television flick recounting the story. While the completed telefilm was entertaining enough, two things read as odd to me:

* Richard Chamberlain, as fine an actor as he is, was too old to be playing the pilot, John Couch. "Herc Drivers" are much younger.

* For the Herc interior, the film's sound effects guys chose to mix in the drone of piston engines. (My guess is they got their audio track from an old sound effects LP record.) During flight the "cabin" of a Hercules is loud; especially on takeoff. As Douglas Adams might have said: "It is loud. Really loud. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mindbogglingly loud it is. I mean, you may think it's noisy riding in a Volkswagen Beetle, but that's just peanuts to a Hercules."  In Ordeal the actors are chatting to one another as though they are sitting in a coffee shop.

Those Allison turboprops are magnificent: a future blog posting....

Wednesday, February 10, 2021

Book: Eraserhead, The David Lynch Files: Volume 1



Eraserhead, The David Lynch Files: Volume 1
- The full story of one of the strangest films ever made -

by
Kenneth George Godwin

BearManor Media
2020

Monday, February 8, 2021

A List of CV Things: Updated 08-02-21



So you, the reader, know what it is you're getting into when you come here, I thought it was time I post my latest CV. And here it is, in "dust jacket bio" point form:

* photographer (general)
hospital photographer (public relations, general, haematology, surgery)
hospital A/V tech (live streaming, teleconferencing)
brewery worker (Molson Brewery: line and maintenance)
factory/warehouse worker
lighting cameraman (short film, music video, video production)
television studio camera operator
designer (feature film, television commercial, short film, web-series, exhibit)
optical camera operator (feature film, television film, television series)
set construction & prop building (feature film, TV commercial, independent production)
writer (print, short film, video production)
consultant (television commercial, 'process' screen, historical aviation screenplay)
researcher (film/television history, aviation, Soviet space program, general history, etc.)
producer / director (independent film & video production)
film programmer (Toronto Public Library)
* manager (self-storage; video duplication)
projectionist (film, digital; T.I.F.F.)
film festival technical director (R.P.F.F.)
instructor (film & video production; L.I.F.T.)
video tech (duplication, film-to-tape transfer)
web design
archivist (film/television)
baseball umpire (Ontario Baseball Association)
* ice hockey player - forward & goaltender (B.B.M.H.A.)
ice hockey coach - Bantam (Knights of Columbus)
football (soccer) player (B.B.M.S.A.)
siding installer & general construction
* sales agent / customer service

A Forever Question: Fighting Words

“Since before your sun burned hot in space and before your race was born, I have awaited a question." 

Sir. Why are insults more than words?



Sunday, February 7, 2021

The Sport that Won't Travel (from North America)

Minutes ago I learned that the Super Bowl is today. I'm too busy right now watching football -- Sheffield United vs Chelsea.

Passball (Gridiron Football, or North American Football) holds no interest for some of us. I'll take a pass.

It's at 6:30pm? I'm sorry....


Cheers! Welcome to England, Mates! (Repeat)

My first trip to England as an adult happened in April of 1990. After my Air Canada Boeing 747 landed at Heathrow, and I had been processed at customs, I made the necessary trip down the airport's moving walkway to the exit doors: to be ejected into British society.

My stand on the walkway was the introduction part. A newly arrived Canadian needed a good taste of that 'angry Brit' behaviour -- that stereotypical behaviour.

I heard a fast approaching voice behind me. "Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me...." A young woman, with hands up, was pleasantly pushing her way past the standing crowd, obviously in a rush to get somewhere, like the end of the moving walkway. Another voice caught my attention; I looked over to see a scruffy-looking gentleman, a guy who looked like he could have been a grumpy brother of film director Stanley Kubrick.

"Ah, what makes you so privileged?" The happy vaulter answered: "Just making my way through." Like a schoolmaster who had to educate his Canadian students (tourists) he addressed us with a sweep of his saucer-like eyes: "She must be from Birmingham!"

All I could come up with was: "Welcome to England!" -- to myself.




Sunday Fun: Most Wanted Opening Titles (Repeat)




In 1976 and 1977 I was still watching television on a fairly regular basis -- certainly compared to now. One of "my shows" was a dramatic hour-long program called Most Wanted. Looking at this opening title piece makes me question why I watched Most Wanted.

Yes, Simpsons fans, that Jo Ann Harris.

Friday, February 5, 2021

A Giant is Gone

Canadian actor Christopher Plummer has left us. He died today at the age of 91, leaving a long and impressive artistic career.

As for motion pictures, two of my personal faves:

The Sound of Music (1965)
Battle of Britain (1969)

Those flicks come immediately to mind when I hear the name Christopher Plummer.

My regret would be that I didn't get to see him perform on the stage, a platform for which he earned many raves.

The thespian arts lost its coolest man.


Wednesday, February 3, 2021

Book: Don't Panic (Gaiman)



Don't Panic
- Douglas Adams & The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy -

by
Neil Gaiman

Pocket Books
1987 (Original)

Monday, February 1, 2021

A Forever Question: Silly Rabbit?

“Since before your sun burned hot in space and before your race was born, I have awaited a question."

Sir. Is there an animal called a bunny cat?



A Forever Question: Peak Your Everest

“Since before your sun burned hot in space and before your race was born, I have awaited a question."

Sir. Why does Mount Everest sound so British when it's not even in Britain?


A Forever Question: Peak Your Everest

“Since before your sun burned hot in space and before your race was born, I have awaited a question."

Sir. Why does Mount Everest sound so British when it's not even in Britain?


Sunday, January 31, 2021

Sunday Fun: Doctor Who Opening (Pertwee) - Repeat




OECA (Ontario Educational Communications Authority), now referred to as TV Ontario, ran adverts in the summer of 1976 announcing their Fall scheduling of a British programme from my childhood, Doctor Who -- which at that point had not yet stopped production, eventually wrapping in 1989; a twenty-six year run.

As a very young child living at RCAF Station Greenwood, Nova Scotia, I saw the first "Dalek" story; its affect on me was profound enough that I never forgot kneeling in front of the Admiral monochrome television set and being: scared!....by the BBC via the CBC. (Those panning eyestalk cameras lining the Dalek city's hallways gave me the creeps.)

Back to OECA.

Starting that September I was there in front of the tube every Saturday evening. That was my introduction to the third doctor, Jon Pertwee, and because of the network's two-year Who run featuring the time and space "dandy", he was, and remains, my favourite of all the actors to play and interpret "the Doctor". (In September of 1978, OECA switched to the Tom Baker Whos.)

Of special note is the classic theme tune composed by Ron Grainer; what must be noted is Dalia Derbyshire's "arrangement", an electronic transcription, really, from the composer's score paper. This theme burns into one's electronics.

While the original Doctor Who's production crews lacked today's wonderful technologies, they somehow managed to tell some terrifically entertaining stories.

Thursday, January 28, 2021

Joke for the Day: Name that Toon

I'm really bad with names, so much so that when I get up every morning I give myself a new name, as I can't remember the one I had the day before.


Carroll O'Connor on The Reality

"Some people thought we were presenting Archie as a false character. President Nixon thought we were making a fool out of a good man."

All too real. Yes: "Richard E. Nixon."


Voltaire on Canada

"quelques arpents de neige."

Back off, garçon!



Wednesday, January 27, 2021

Voltaire on Believing the Absurd

"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities."

He continues to speak the truth.


Carroll O'Connor on Being Proud

"I hate pride, but if I were going to be proud of anything it would have to be something I'd done myself. Race pride is kind of stupid."

From the man.


My First Jollibee - It Had to Happen, Eventually



It was a matter of time -- four years -- but I finally had my first order of Jollibee. While the portion was small, it tasted mighty fine. I'm not a big eater-outer, but now I know why this company is so successful -- and now here in Toronto, Canada.

"Palabok Fiesta!"

Monday, January 25, 2021

A Forever Question: Follow that Edsel

“Since before your sun burned hot in space and before your race was born, I have awaited a question.

Sir. Has there ever been a car called an "Essbocks"?