Sure to Get a Rise of Some Kind

Late this afternoon I saw a television advert for the new Star Wars movie. Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker looks like the kind of movie that attracts customers by offering hamburgers, fries, chocolate bars, and super-sized pops (sodas).

I'm not feeling it.

If it offered sushi I might be convinced to pull out my chopsticks -- I can pretend they're lightsabres.