Friday, July 5, 2019

The Trump Tank

In a few years, when the Republicans next take the top office, a new tank will be approved for use by the U.S. Army: The "Trump".

It’ll be an ‘unexpected’ failure. While heavily armoured, the Trump will have undersized tracks, and, even more disappointing, it’ll pack a small punch with its disproportionately undersized cannon.

The Trump is such a failure that the type is quickly passed down to National Guard units, some of which elect to paint the tanks' turrets a bright orange. But the worst indignation is this: The Trump is referred to by its crews as “The Peashooter”.

(Pardon me!)


DonaldAR said...

ba-dum tss!

Adele Menegon said...

It should also have one way glass put in backwards since he doesn't know where he's going any way.

Simon St. Laurent said...

Imagine Trump as tank crew....a loader.