I heard today that Donald J. Trump went on a rambling stream-of-conscious speech during a press conference and uttered one of his patented "facts". He thinks "an American" invented the wheel.
Right you are, sir. Invented in Detroit when someone realized one day that there was nothing between the car's underside and the road.
This all reminded me of a rant a few years ago by former SNL'er Victoria Jackson. She accidentally let it slip that she thought "an American" invented the rocket.
That's okay, I thought "a Canadian" invented love making.