Minutes ago a gent stopped beside me. He was wearing a mask....
ME: Sir, has anyone told you that, with a mask on, you look like Andrew Scheer?
GENT: (Smiling) I don't know who that is?
ME: Perfect response sir. Absolutely perfect. Are you American?
GENT: (Continuing smile) No. I just don't know who that is.
ME: Don't bother Googling his name. Believe me, it's not worth the effort.
Before we departed I should have asked the gent if he knew who Erin O'Toole was. We wonder why the Conservative Party of Canada is out of action....