Wednesday, April 10, 2019

Mr Ford and His Party Thunks

The topic of "Doug Ford" seems to be coming up a lot these days here in Ontario, Canada. The man, the "For the People" man, is cutting away. For example, his government is planning to make cuts to education. Ford puts down and mocks students who protest these cuts. It's vile.

During conversations regarding the province's dear premier, I'm hearing this: "He's really mean. They're mean."

So much for "For the People".

The Progressive Conservative Party of Ontario: regular Blue Meanies.


Penguins and Islanders Demonstrate

Less than an hour ago the Pittsburgh Penguins faced off against the New York Islanders in game one of round one of the NHL playoffs.

The first period just ended.

My takeaway: No other team sport reaches the level of excitement nailed by a good game of ice hockey.

As American sportscaster Bob Costas said a few years ago: "Nothing can touch it."


CD: Sir Edward Elgar Piano Concerto

International Day of Pink

I just found out that today is the International Day of Pink. That is cool. Time for me to take off this navy blue polo I donned an hour ago and switch to my button-down pink shirt.

Yes, I have a pink shirt. It used to be white....before the laundry mix-up.


Guy Maddin on "Process"

"I'm not really into process. If I could wish a film into existence, I would."

It would make the process a lot easier.


Monday, April 8, 2019

Notes on Directing (Hauser and Reich)

A Forever Question: A Game of Chicken?

"Since before your sun burned hot in space and before your race was born, I have awaited a question."

Sir. Why would a man feel compelled to throw himself in front of a speeding cat?


Sunday, April 7, 2019

A Prescient Doug Ford Quote from Last Year

"Under our new government, not a single person will lose their job."

It's amazing how many people fell for that, and helped vote-in Mr Ford as Ontario's premier.


Saturday, April 6, 2019

Legendary Bob Cole Calls His Last NHL Game Tonight

We Canadians, and some U.S. fans of the National Hockey League, know the name of Bob Cole. For decades he's called hockey broadcasts for the CBC (Canadian Broadcasting Corporation). Fans will know him for his "Oh, Baby!", used at special moments....like scoring plays.

Mr Cole will be calling his last game tonight, although he's been in a state of semi retirement for a few years.

The game starts in a few minutes: the Montreal Canadiens vs the NHL's comic strip, the Toronto Maple Leafs. (An old rivalry, that is.)

Perhaps this is my favourite of all Cole calls. It was a one-off: "Naslund! Naslund! Naslund!....scorrres!"


Thursday, April 4, 2019

The Mathematics of Doug Ford & Co

Ontario Premier Doug Ford and his Conservatives want to implement mandatory annual math testing for all of the province's elementary and high school teachers. Understandably, there's a social media reaction of some numbers to the equation.

To me, this initiative does not add up. Ford and his caucus, many of whom seem to lack basic skills in a few departments, don't come across as possessing any math ability outside of "Fifteen Billion!".

Here's a simple problem set for Mr Ford and his minions:

0 + 9 =

To make the test easier for them I'll make it a multiple-choice question. Pick just one answer....

a) 9
b) 0
c) 3,742.36
d) all of the above


Stompin' Tom - Before the Fame (Book)

Wednesday, April 3, 2019

"Don't Take My Picture!"


... says the Gyr-Saker falcon.

Tuesday, April 2, 2019

I Met a Special Lady


A Gyr-Saker falcon.

Ontario Premier Doug Ford on the New Carbon Tax

It's in the news.

Ontario's great intellectual premier is warning us all about a "carbon tax recession".

He goes on to say: "You can be for carbon taxes, or you can be for jobs."

It's a matter of one or the other. That easy, and easy to understand.

I like this Doug Ford guy. He takes somewhat complicated concepts and distills them for simple guys like me. Go Doug!



Monday, April 1, 2019

A Forever Question: A Forever Fate, It Would Seem

"Since before your sun burned hot in space and before your race was born, I have awaited a question."

Sir. Why are the Toronto Maple Leafs again doomed to be matched up with the Boston Bruins in the first round of the NHL playoffs?


Filmmaker Richard Kerr at Innis Town Hall



Last evening I trotted down to the University of Toronto's Innis Town Hall to take in a screening of Canadian filmmaker/visual-artist Richard Kerr's work. On the bill were: WhollyHolly (7.5 minutes, 2017); Plein Air (20 minutes, 1991); Machine in the Garden (22 minutes, 1991); House Arrest (20 minutes, 2012); and Vesta Lunch (11 minutes, 1978).

It was a mix of spin-o-rama, flash-panning, and peaking....and peeking.

Having seen Vesta Lunch, I have an urge to take in a very special lunch again -- it's been a while. The slimline eatery is still there on the north-east corner of Bathurst and Dupont. (I once had breaky there with friends at 3 o'clock in the morning -- an essential and enjoyable experience.)

It must be said that Mr Kerr is one of the most humble of artists that I've had the pleasure of seeing speak.

The program was part of Ad Hoc Cinema, an experimental film series co-organized and hosted by filmmaker Jim Shedden. Last night was #17 in the ongoing presentations.

Ad Hoc's web page