The Good Humour Man at Canada Post Post

Earlier this evening I popped into my local Canada Post outlet. The young woman working behind the counter called me with a happy "how can I help you?". I approached and said "I'd like a stamp for Trump Land". She keeled over laughing, her reaction was that of someone who heard the day's funniest line.

Those poor bastards south of the border -- saddled with a miserable sausage.

U.S. readers, please do not take offence. I mean it in good-natured fun.