Saturday, June 3, 2017

What's With the Movies?

Watch a few minutes of a hockey game and get adverts for movies of incredible drawing power.

Transformers: The Last Knight
More frame-corner to frame-corner CG rubbish, looking like every other over-inflated CGI-leaden piece of clownage. By the way, what the cineplex is Anthony Hopkins doing in this Babs Johnson's Gift Box?

Baywatch
I never watched the original television series but I did get a sense of its business, mainly through reputation. The television trailer to this PhD-breeder seems to focus on what appears to be a low rent Vin Diesel. Sam Arkoff and James Nicholson would have done this right.


It's time I play a DVD.

Yes.

Z Channel - a Magnificent Obsession.


2 comments:

Tibor said...

Your derision is palpable...and hilarious!

Simon St. Laurent said...

Thank you!

Hey, it's in fun. The fact is they are making mindless movies and I am not.