Sunday, April 26, 2020

A Presidential Hotline Telephone Call

BARACK
Hello.

DONALD
Obama, old friend!

BARACK
Donald!

DONALD
Look, could you do me a favour and check the spelling on your Nobel Prize?

BARACK
Of Alfred?

DONALD
No. Nobel.

BARACK
Sure I will, old buddy! It is a tough one, and I want to make sure you get the correct spelling. One  minute.

DONALD
Could you text it to me?....



2 comments:

Jon said...

OBAMA: By the way, it's Pulitzer for journalism, not Nobel.

TRUMP: What?

OBAMA: Pulitzer!

TRUMP: Nah, then I gotta pay 'er.

Simon St. Laurent said...

Very good.