A New Conservative Breakdown

After some serious research online as to what makes up a real Conservative, I've come to the conclusion that they possess great knowledge on any number of subjects. Just read the comments below any posting or newspaper article that invites an angry right-winger to set the record straight -- or to reaffirm what was stated in the 'above'.

They are experts on, but not limited to, the following....

History
Geography
The Sciences (don't exist)
Botany
Liberal Arts (but, as we all know, only Liberals take "Liberal Arts")
Engineering
Technology
Metallurgy
Oceanography
Sociology
Medicine
Economics
Anthropology
Cognition (?!)


Note: I left out Philosophy as that may invite Semantics; and Pragmatics.