Thursday, September 26, 2019

Auston Matthews, Toronto Maple Leafs' Charmer

Toronto Maple Leafs star player Auston Matthews has been charged with 'disorderly conduct' by Scottsdale, Arizona, police -- his hometown constabulary force. This all stems from not a puck-drop, but a pants-drop, from last May -- soon after he and his squad were dispatched from any further 2018 - 2019 NHL play.

The 22-year-old sharp-shooter and his friends approached a female security guard who was sitting in her parked cruiser. According to the guard the drunken bunch were bad news.

Mr Matthews walked away from the cruiser, dropped his pants, and grabbed his boxer short butt cheeks. Charming.

It seems the Leafs forward suffered a form of PTSD. Post-Truncated-Season Disorder.

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