Tuesday, June 23, 2020

"That's a Big Mouse!" (A Cat Might Say)

"Humans? What about them?"

"Sounds like a complete waste of time."

"That's a big mouse!"

"Sleep replenishes the soul."

"Those curtains had to go."

"No! Don't clean up the garage. Bad idea!"

"Can openers? That's putting it politely."

"Even I don't like all cats."

"Why mice and rats? Human infants are too easy to catch."

"Ah, piss on it."


First posted as "10 Quotable Lines from Cats" on August 16, 2018.

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