It's a line I love. Spoken by Ida Nelson (Edith Massey) and directed at nephew Gater (Michael Potter) in John Waters' 1974 flick, Female Trouble, it's a speech that clicks for me. Even though I'm straight, I get it, and I laugh:
"I worry that you'll work in an office, have children, celebrate wedding anniversaries. The world of the heterosexual is a sick and boring life."