Tuesday, August 18, 2020

Lockdown Lard

"I've been eating so much junk food."

I'm hearing and reading, and thinking, that a lot these days. Blame the lockdown.

"Junk food" might be best described at this time as any super-salty treat drawn from a four-colour polymer bag. Easy to grab from the store shelves, helped do doubt by eyeballs drawn to four-color plastic bags, these artery stuffers feed our insatiable need for some enhanced sodium action during an essential lockdown.

The fallout?

The fallout will be falling from our hips....

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