A friend is concerned I'm spending too much time these days fantasizing about the Toronto Maple Leafs' fortunes this year.
Perhaps he's right.
First things first:
Hey, there's Leafs forward Auston Matthews! I should walk over, push him down, and kick snow in his face.
In all seriousness. Woody Allen could make that funny. Time to get back to the creative stuff.
After all, we know what will happen; the Copy & Paste: The Toronto Maple Leafs will play a decent, or even excellent, season only to be ejected early during the playoffs.
It's the Leafs!