Saturday, May 23, 2020

Who Said Math Isn't Fun? (Applied Mathematics)

One day last week it dawned on me that the Toronto Maple Leafs would be out of the playoffs right about now....had the COVID-19 lockdown not happened.

Now that I've involved my TI-1250 electronic calculator, I've come to the mathematical projectionist conclusion that the beloved Buds finished their playoff run weeks ago.

"The Leafs' playoff run" makes no sense. (A kid with a slide rule can tell you that.)

Yep, even in the mirror universe, 2 + 2 = 0.

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